The Rock Groupie School

Welcome To Groupie School!

Here you will find all of my lessons on groupiedom, and the ins and outs of being a groupie! This is where you’ll find out what worked for me. From here, it’s up to you to decide what out of this information will work for you, and to tailor your own set of morals and beliefs to live by. The Rock Groupie’s Groupie School will cover the following subject matter:

  • What it means to be a groupie
  • Important rules for groupies to live by
  • Meeting people & maintaining friendships in The Rock World
  • The Two Worlds Theory
  • Respecting & understanding privacy & being trustworthy
  • Staying safe and looking after yourself

THE OFFICIAL GROUPIE SCHOOL LESSON PLAN

GRADE ONE
ESSENTIAL KNOWLEDGE
Grade One introduces groupies to the fundamentals of groupie philosophy, The Rock Groupie’s common terminology, rules to live by upon your arrival in The Rock World, and essential Rock N Roll knowledge that will help you to make friends in The Rock World.
Lesson 1 - The Two Worlds Theory
Lesson 2 - The Rock Groupie Mission Statement
Lesson 3 - The Golden Rules of Groupiedom
Lesson 4 - Essential Rock N Roll History
Lesson 5 - Respecting and Understanding Privacy

GRADE TWO
INTRODUCTION TO THE ROCK WORLD
Grade Two covers meeting musicians, roadies, & other groupies, and how to make great first impressions and avoid alienating the people you meet in the early stages of the relationship.
Lesson 6 - Developing Your Individuality
Lesson 7 - First Impressions & Making Friends

GRADE THREE
SUCCESSFULLY ACHIEVING & MAINTAINING GROUPIEDOM
Grade Three covers keeping yourself safe, groupie etiquette and appropriate behaviour at shows, after parties, and hotels, how to maintain your friendships, and how to deal with life after the tour.
Lesson 8 - Staying Safe
Lesson 9 - Groupie Etiquette, Helpful Tips, & Maintaining Friendships
Lesson 10 - Surviving Life After The Tour

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